Hello, I am Vladimir Freitag, also known as Titan, leader of Team W. I am not entirely certain how this functions… I will endeavor to answer all of your questions in their entirety. This blog may include partial to full nudity, NSFW themes or pictures or fics and there will likely be numerous shenanigans.Tumblr (3.0; @badassgardian)http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2f82ae428e1a3cc39a2efd2f3a14067/tumblr_ml7hqgSQ5c1s2ciido1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/48753145279http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/48753145279Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:20:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75a8782af7981fa44fa974faa791c503/tumblr_mkac5eVLvS1qlb163o1_500.jpg"/><br/> Carlos, NY (by Isauro Cairo Photography)<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/551a5812333c337ff2097d48878dd8ef/tumblr_mkac5eVLvS1qlb163o2_500.jpg"/><br/> Carlos, NY (by Isauro Cairo Photography)<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manly-vigour.tumblr.com/post/46360564795">manly-vigour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> <strong>Carlos, NY</strong>  (<em>by Isauro Cairo Photography</em>)</p> </blockquote>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/47432139302http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/47432139302Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:00:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d5d7c689bf3eae4cd0286d8304cdd2d/tumblr_mknp1ycco21rqtsa7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I should count these freckles myself…</p>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46986637106http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46986637106Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:49:09 -0400P.S. JulianWith my tongue<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1319ca99d2ecff529951417823bf1490/tumblr_mkj3vfAGQO1qmahjao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/46758306267/vladimir-vladimir-sing-me-a-song-tell-me-a">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Vladimir, Vladimir. Sing me a song.<br/>Tell me a story, and bring me along.<br/>To Asgard of course. Where days are long.<br/>Where loved ones live, and nothing is wrong.<br/>Vladimir, Vladimir, sing me a song.</p> </blockquote>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46986430956http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46986430956Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:46:52 -0400I am not a good singer JulianOh wait this was poetryYes I understand now<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdegs3Etyw1rirdtso1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdegs3Etyw1rirdtso2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdegs3Etyw1rirdtso3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46662260909http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46662260909Sat, 30 Mar 2013 06:40:40 -0400You do make it hard to say noEven if I would not<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5959df7571558a27950420461940ea8/tumblr_mk74srmdyg1qmahjao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/46222724127/why-yes-i-am-feeling-affectionate">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why yes, I am feeling affectionate.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will admit, it is easier when you initiate these things… Usually that means you’ll put down the book voluntarily. :)</p>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46222879277http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46222879277Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:12:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b9692721a5087585a9bd5545dd1972c/tumblr_mim8ym7ras1rc5lyjo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aecd0d4aadea1c2e4758472371bf128b/tumblr_mim8ym7ras1rc5lyjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddd232394eca6f67ee9ee1c779d0c24e/tumblr_mim8ym7ras1rc5lyjo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef8dd81f3cf2b2af1ff155c73799361f/tumblr_mim8ym7ras1rc5lyjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c0912afa5ba0cf0b2f6a7c24e5b9687/tumblr_mim8ym7ras1rc5lyjo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a431b8a78ee8a4063792fd41c19c334b/tumblr_mim8ym7ras1rc5lyjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46140464464http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46140464464Sun, 24 Mar 2013 01:56:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59011cf45dd8fe5f6c10e96f6092aec2/tumblr_mk5h4463Bw1qmahjao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb799fb291301c3f76b878488de4940e/tumblr_mk5h4463Bw1qmahjao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/46139565346/aw-i-like-cats-and-i-like-delilah-but-shes">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Aw, I like cats. And I like Delilah. But she’s big, and this one (whom I’ve named Harry) is small and likes to snuggle when I read. Silly Vladimir and your large pets that cannot snuggle. :)</p> </blockquote> <p>That is ridiculous. I am almost Delilah’s size and you and I do this “snuggle” more than adequately.</p>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46140423680http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46140423680Sun, 24 Mar 2013 01:56:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a495f441eef16ca44fe28b1a3b2ba3e/tumblr_mk5gc50yoX1qmahjao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c42ef8a62158cdae2d7f26eb847fb616/tumblr_mk5gc50yoX1qmahjao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3797ef355b9492c2664e608a94002884/tumblr_mk5gc50yoX1qmahjao3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/46138566500/making-myself-comfortable-around-the-castle-also">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Making myself comfortable around the castle. Also, I still have the cat. Yes. I wonder if anyone has noticed. >u></p> </blockquote> <p>You read in such positions and your back will begin to seize up on you, Julian. Why do you still have the cat? …I thought cats frightened you.</p>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46139045371http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/46139045371Sun, 24 Mar 2013 01:32:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76195e7383d1ce57b3910ab41a6cd280/tumblr_mg4x6hk0w91qmahjao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/39716537515/are-paying-attention-vladimir-or-are-you-just">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Are paying attention, Vladimir? Or are you just picturing me naked?</p> </blockquote> <p>…Both. :)</p>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/41255361484http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/41255361484Tue, 22 Jan 2013 23:25:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce78e34d3d12b0567fcbcabf3f793b33/tumblr_mevy7jN5uf1ql68gto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://facespitsnipscocksballsandbutts.tumblr.com/post/38117533941/maksims-visnakovs">facespitsnipscocksballsandbutts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Maksims Visnakovs</p> </blockquote>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/38148516590http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/38148516590Mon, 17 Dec 2012 10:17:34 -0500For my favorite Midgardian<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejhy5uc7f1qetczro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/37240697746/ladragonaria-deandraws-for-ladragonaria">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladragonaria.tumblr.com/post/37239997828/deandraws-for-ladragonaria-xd-midnight">ladragonaria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deandraws.tumblr.com/post/37239440715/for-ladragonaria-xd">deandraws</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For Ladragonaria. XD</p> </blockquote> <p>Midnight Cowboy. ;D</p> </blockquote> <p>Hey Vladimir, remember that one time when… and then… >///>…</p> </blockquote> <p>…Which time was this? There was more than one if I recall. And then I borrowed the hat…</p>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/37240880357http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/37240880357Tue, 04 Dec 2012 23:25:19 -0500I honestly thought he had a DG tattoo on his hipLike WHEN DID HE GET THATWHAT'S DG?!OH WAIT...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsfsuL9ap1qbq764o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsfsuL9ap1qbq764o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsfsuL9ap1qbq764o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsfsuL9ap1qbq764o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsfsuL9ap1qbq764o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsfsuL9ap1qbq764o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsfsuL9ap1qbq764o9_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsfsuL9ap1qbq764o10_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/34461496418http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/34461496418Sat, 27 Oct 2012 23:15:49 -0400Julian will never shave in peace:)<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imagineyourotp.tumblr.com/post/33389704259/imagine-your-otp-on-a-winters-morning-sitting-on">imagineyourotp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Imagine your OTP on a Winter’s morning, sitting on a bench in a park. It’s frosty and foggy. Person A has their head on person B’s shoulder as they wait and watch the world wake up.</p> </blockquote>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/33444892482http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/33444892482Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:58:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84vo7pbqX1qfz2nyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mansmellsandnoseplay.tumblr.com/post/30683977006/words-cannot-describe">mansmellsandnoseplay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>words cannot describe…..</p> </blockquote>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/30931435207http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/30931435207Wed, 05 Sep 2012 09:13:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99n2zStAS1qh0wyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/30465664217http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/30465664217Wed, 29 Aug 2012 14:55:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c3z6s4yS1qgzh68o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/30231037100http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/30231037100Sun, 26 Aug 2012 04:02:26 -0400JulianAre you always hungry?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8z761EpRV1qmahjao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/29774503768/badassgardian-weaverthepoet-badassgardian">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/29744312072/weaverthepoet-badassgardian-weaverthepoet">badassgardian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/29728790645/badassgardian-weaverthepoet-vladimir-tell">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/29725770738/weaverthepoet-vladimir-tell-me-a-story-what">badassgardian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/29721949933/vladimir-tell-me-a-story">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Vladimir… tell me a story?</p> </blockquote> <p>What story would you like to hear?</p> </blockquote> <p>One with magic. And love. And sexy Asgardian men.</p> </blockquote> <p>You already know that story by heart, Julian. :)</p> </blockquote> <p>Because it’s my favorite. ~kiss~</p> </blockquote> <p>Haha… You are far too sentimental. And easy to bruise. :)</p>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/29775062095http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/29775062095Sun, 19 Aug 2012 15:52:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8z761EpRV1qmahjao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/29728790645/badassgardian-weaverthepoet-vladimir-tell">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/29725770738/weaverthepoet-vladimir-tell-me-a-story-what">badassgardian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/29721949933/vladimir-tell-me-a-story">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Vladimir… tell me a story?</p> </blockquote> <p>What story would you like to hear?</p> </blockquote> <p>One with magic. And love. And sexy Asgardian men.</p> </blockquote> <p>You already know that story by heart, Julian. :)</p>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/29744312072http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/29744312072Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:25:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8z761EpRV1qmahjao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverthepoet.tumblr.com/post/29721949933/vladimir-tell-me-a-story">weaverthepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Vladimir… tell me a story?</p> </blockquote> <p>What story would you like to hear?</p>http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/29725770738http://badassgardian.tumblr.com/post/29725770738Sat, 18 Aug 2012 21:16:10 -0400